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Thursday, 7 June 2012

Brave New Ventures: Mission Report

You may already know that recently I was recruited by Brave New Ventures as Chief Information Officer.

The date of Monday 4th June had been set as the date for me to complete my secret mission for BNV.

In order to be fully prepared for whatever tasks may be waiting I arrived in London a couple of days earlier, under the guise of a visitor for the Jubilee....

 

My stealth paid off and I went by undiscovered as a BNV agent as I took in the sights and sounds of London.

The day of my mission had finally arrived! I could barely sleep for excitement the night before.

I unpacked my uniform...


I don't normally wear t-shirts, so did my best to glam it up a little! 



I was allowed to bring an assistant with me.
Our rendezvous point was by the statue of the engineer at Euston station. Gathered en masse were fellow recruits ready for their BNV mission, many of who were dressed in boiler suits and boots. They looked hard core! I began to wonder if my skirt, t-shirt and bling combo would cut it!  


We were led by BNV staff to the Head Quarters where there was a lot of serious activity going on.


My worst fears soon immediately materialise when I was handed A BOILER SUIT TO PUT ON!! (can you imagine?!) There is photographic evidence of this, but it will never see the light of day, will it Joanna?! 

Everyone complied with the orders and instructions that were being given by BNV staff. We were dressed how they wanted us dressed, tagged with wrist bands, and queueing in an ordering manner. 


We were given the opportunity to exchange our currency so that we could make purchases when we were through to the other side. 


And what is the other side like?!

Like nothing you will have experienced before! 

London felt like a million miles away. 


What you will find is a multi-storied 190,000 square foot area that is yours to explore! You will discover something new at every turn.

The BNV staff will make sure you are kept busy too. Expect to be given tasks to complete, and missions to execute. Remember why you are there...it is your mission to secure the future!

Well, I hope that has answered your questions and enlightened you about Brave New Ventures

What do you mean, no?! 

Okay, let me snap out of character! *snap* 

I'll try and fill you in, but I will have to leave some details for you to find out for yourself...


It was easy to forget during my mission that we were there to see a film. The set that has been created is not only huge, it's immersive. You will spend a good couple of hours getting involved in the film that you are going to watch later! 

What film?! I'll pretend you didn't ask me that. It's a secret, remember!

But by the time you settle down and watch the movie you will have met all the characters, and will have lived through what some of them live through in the film.

Can you tell us any more?! 

Yes. Go, go, go!! You really won't have had a cinema experience like this! This is one of Secret Cinema's biggest productions yet, and it won't disappoint. The event lasts about 4.5-5 hours. This isn't just watching a film, this is playing a role in the film, on an amazing set, with actors and other BNV 'employees', all working together on the same mission! 


A few tips....
  • There are several bars there, and they serve lovely cocktails as well a spirits, cider and beer 
  • Wear flat shoes
  • Don't wear too many layers - you will be too warm. 
  • You can buy a meal there if you are hungry, and if you are both hungry and feeling extravagant you can got to the Secret Restaurant with food from top chefs and flowing champagne. 
A big Thank You to Secret Cinema for a night to remember! 


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Friday, 25 May 2012

I have been recruited by Brave New Ventures

Update: Friday 1st June


My Brave New Venture mission has been confirmed.

I have received my uniform in the post. I shall wear it with pride!




"THE CORPORATION HAS FAITH IN YOU. LEAD ON."


I will do my very best and report back here next week. Watch this space!


Update: Tues 29th May

I have received notice that I have been awarded the rank of Chief Information Officer for Brave New Ventures.


"Your work in spreading the message of Brave New Ventures has been nothing short of exemplary, demonstrating extraordinary initiative, ability and passion for the project of which we are all but a small part. 
Working at Brave New Ventures is not always easy. On occasion we are tasked with objectives that stretch us to our limits. You have passed every test assigned to you, and it is for this reason that we are pleased to confirm your role as Chief Information Officer.
Congratulations"
There still remains further induction and as such I have been summoned to London this week. Wish me luck with my mission!
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I have been rather busy this month in one way or another* and since my last post it appears I have been head hunted by Brave New Ventures.

How intriguing.....

Next, this letter



Dear Candidate,
We are contacting you to inform you that you have been identified as a potential target for a crucial role within Brave New Ventures. 
Firstly, congratulations. Our identification process relies on a number of behavioural and suitability metrics. To have reached this stage is testament to your strength of character, adaptability and ability to communicate. Although you are not yet part of Brave New Ventures, very few candidates reach this stage. 
We are contacting you regarding a role that is of utmost importance to the continued operation of Brave New Ventures.  The success of our maiden voyage is crucial not only to our investors, but to humanity itself. It is imperative, therefore, that we find the right candidate for each and every position. If you prove your aptitude for this task, this role could be yours. 

"Crucial to humanity itself!"

Well, I mean....that's quite important. How can I reject BNV's approach?! And they obviously need my skills, strength of character and adaptability.

I checked them out and found a video about them. A very polished video that raises more questions than it answers.



They 'build the future'!

We all need a future, I'm happy to play a small part in ensuring that we have one.

I successfully completed a secret mission. Don't ask me what it was! I can't tell you. And remember, it's all for the good of the future!

Then I received this communication from Brave New Ventures.


Aptitude Stage One is complete. If you are receiving this message it is because you have been moved into Aptitude Stage Two. Congratulations, not many make it to this stage. 

To have passed the initial stage, you have displayed outstanding ability and talent in spreading the message of Brave New Ventures. We thank you. 
 
Stage Two is the final phase before you are a fully qualified Chief Information Officer. Although 9 job roles have been made open to the public, CIO is the only role for which we are carrying out targeted recruitment. Once you have qualified as our CIO, you will be rewarded. This will be discussed upon completion of Stage Two. 

In order for you to progress to Stage Two, you will need to display discretion, restraint and above all loyalty to Brave New Ventures. If you feel as if these qualities are beyond you, please do not read beyond this point.

Guess what I've gone and done....?! Yep, I've proceeded. I'm in this thing to deep already! It feels like it's too late to turn back.

If you can find out more about BNV than I have managed to so far, please let me know! I see that Brave New Ventures have a Corporate Hub where they are asking people to enroll. Maybe YOU have what they are looking for?!
If you decide to enroll, then I wish you GOOD LUCK!

*This is May Me Month**

**May Me Month is the month I have kept free just for me!! I took the first week of May off work completely, and didn't plan a thing, and I have made no commitments for the rest of the month***

***To be blogged about ;)

 

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